mac rumors and jonas brothers

meat baby, more like puke baby

2009-07-31T08:11:00.000-07:00

My bumhole neighbors downstairs are barbecuing up piles of stinky, sweaty meat. I'd usually be okay with it but the weather is a million degrees here in NYC and my only source of cooling e.g. life is a fan near the window circulating fresh outdoor air. Now the darned fan is pumping gallons of meat sweat air directly into my face. If it's not their yappy f***ing dog then it's their sweaty-a**ed meat bbq... Oh my G-d!! It's so thick, I think I'm going to choke.

*this may or may not be what Kevin and whatserfaces's first kid will look like.

I've been too emotional to post since the engagement

2009-07-12T17:45:00.000-07:00

He can't believe it either!

Disney's "Jonas" Review

2009-05-25T11:40:00.000-07:00

Here's a review from imdb.com of the new TV series "Jonas". ps I like how the title of the show breaks the fourth wall.

The review:

better stick to my Asian drama..., 4 May 2009

Author: Jia-Di from Puerto Rico

I watch Disney Channel, just cause there's actually nothing to see in TV and i start browsing the internet for Asian drama whether its Korean,Japanese or Taiwanese. The thing is watching the JONAS, just gives me the theory that Disney channel cannot come up with something a little bit more original these days. They are trying really hard to copy one of their own hit shows but this time doing it with boys that cant even act. Im not a hater but this is a point of view of someone who is not into their hip, while your a fan you might think anything they do is great just cause they might look kinda cute. As i have said before if the Asian shows were shown all over the world on TV, Hollywood would be down the drain cause at least they do have something called original.

The JONAS show, is about 3 musician brothers who are famous and show how difficult their life is being famous. The comedy is really poor, its completely force. Nonetheless they made the show a..musical..show..we had enough of that in the Disney channel movies. Though their songs for this show are completely ehh pathetic.

I was going to give it a 1/10 but decided to give it a 3 for the effort.

Ridin' Dirty

2009-05-13T16:18:00.001-07:00

Yessssssssssss!

Abhorrent video

2009-05-12T08:21:00.000-07:00

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So apparently there have been some rumors going around that the JBs are homosexuals. I did not know about this. Oh and the above vid was graciously provided by this guy (watch the whole thing lol):

*Views and opinions expressed in the above video are solely those of YouTube user againstjonasbrothers and are not shared by the administrator of this page. I do however support the video's use of Rick Derringer's Real American.

Addicted to failure.

2009-05-08T10:55:00.000-07:00

Last night I spent six hours here. An oldie, but a goody.

Old Man Computer Ramblings...

2009-05-01T11:22:00.000-07:00

A new Microsoft "you find it, you keep it" ad has just come out and like clockwork, the Mac blogs are abuzz. This time the ad follows a filmmaker named Sheila who is looking for a slightly higher end laptop for "cutting video". AppleInsider seemed to imply that the young lady (Sheila) in the ad wasn't a real filmmaker because she didn't end up buying a Mac. At the end of the article, AI also suggested that Sheila was going to have a hard time finding a "viable" video editing application for a Windows platform. I infered a wink to Mac's buddled iMovie application (Let me just say that iMovie is one of the worst programs, video editing or otherwise, I have ever used). Anyhow, long story short, Sheila finds an affordable HP laptop as usual and all is well. That is until you click to the comments pages following the article which are bulging with retorts from whimpering Mac pussies; "WE should totally launch an ad campaign to get back at PCs" (like THEY haven't already), "DDR2 ram is way slower than DDR3," "I've got like four iPods, two Mac Pros and 15 Macbooks," or "I've never had sex with a woman."

Note to Apple fruitcakes (get it): drink the cool-aid already.

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MB 2.16 ghz, iPod 30 Gb and a pickle up my a**

HOT SCOOP: Jonas Brother Burger Battle

2009-04-30T18:35:00.000-07:00

Remember a week or so back I broke the news about The Jonas Brothers being fat a**es and how they love chowing down on McDonalds etc, etc... Well I wonder who those baby boy babes are pallin' around with this week? ...That's right, you guessed it! The JBs are now bff's with that fictional burger king from the Burger King commercials. I guess it makes sense... kings are slightly less creepy than clowns...

Dumb blog post of the day.

2009-04-29T10:28:00.001-07:00

WOOOOOOW!!
Some stupid Apple rumor blog has posted super sexy nudie shots of the new Apple flagship store opening in Paris. I know some readers are going to have their greasy hands full with onanistic fervor over these pictures but common... Who cares? "Oooo, I can almost see the layout..." "Is that where they're going to put the checkout counters??" "I wonder where customers will have to line up for maintenance?" "Oh lord, I bet that's where they'll put the iPod display cases!!"

APPLE BABY MURDER SCANDAL (try saying that 10 times fast)

2009-04-27T08:49:00.000-07:00

My apologies for being late on the uptake on this one but better late than never I always say...
Last Thursday, Apple issued an official statement apologizing for their approval of a questionable iPhone application called Baby Shaker. No, this isn't an application where you play as a baby who shakes a baby's rattle, rather this is a game where you murder babies by shaking them to death (I know, right?). There is (or was) a timer so you gotta shake those babies fast. Kudos to anyone who was able to get their "flash drives" on this one before it got removed from the iTunes Store.

RARE IMAGE

2009-04-25T08:38:00.000-07:00

Rare early image of how The Jonas Brothers got their start. I think I saw/heard them perform on the subway a few years back.

BUSTED: 2/3 of The Jonas Brothers seen in close proximity to McDonaldsey-looking food.

2009-04-22T12:00:00.000-07:00

I wonder if eating poor-people food might have some positive correlation to the increasing American fan-base of a certain pop group. In careful analysis and comparison of the ever increasing instances of obesity in the US and the ever increasing domestic popularity of The JB's, I'm gonna go with, "yes". Now Nick, don't you go getting all fat on us.

*Artist rendition of what it would look like if Nick got super fat and started going out with Miley again.

E. Y. In Hollywood!!

2009-04-21T20:04:00.000-07:00

I know this is off topic from our regular subject matter but please bear with me as it relates to an earlier post. Do you remember that picture of that super fat UFC 3 fighter Emmanuel Yarborough from my March 26th post? You know the one where he's hanging out with Ms. Cyrus. WELL... Emmanual can be seen on the silver screen in Aronofsky's The Wrestler (2008). By no means his first appearance on the big screen, or the small one for that matter, Yarborough's role in The Wrestler is by far his most autobiographical. Yarborough here delivers an incisive and austere performance reminescent of that of Hitchcock in North By Northwest, Psycho, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Family Plot, Frenzy, Strangers on A Train, Topaz, Torn Curtain, Marnie, Stage Fright, The Birds, Vertigo, Lifeboat, The Wrong Man, Easy Virtue, The Man Who Knew Too Much, The Trouble With Harry, Under Capricorn, To Catch A Thief, Rope, Rear Window, The 39 Steps, The Lodger, The Paradine Case, Suspicion, Shadow of A Doubt, Blackmail, Spellbound, Dial M for Murder, Rebecca, I Confess, Notorious, Saboteur, Foreign, The Lady Vanishes, Correspondent, Young and Innocent, Murder.

Even HOTTER news!!

2009-04-21T06:23:00.000-07:00

This blog is the second search result when "mac rumors jonas brothers" is searched on Google.
Keep up the great work readers!!

*by the time I was able to post this, we fell to third place :(

HOT NEWS: Apple Rumor blog reports Mac better than PC.

2009-04-21T06:11:00.000-07:00

According to heavily biased dweebs on the internet, Apple may outrank PC in customer experience. The study to which they refer can be found here. Click here for something for more interesting.

Nice fanny-tickler Jo-Jo!

2009-04-19T16:39:00.000-07:00

If looks could kill, this little copper would be off the force and we'd all be in heaven, masturbating feverishly.

SCALDING HOT RUMOR: Is this the end for racist Joe??

2009-04-15T14:05:00.000-07:00

THE ANSWER IS AN OVERWHELMING...prolly not...
Come on Jo Jo, we'd expect this type of behavior from Miley but not from you! What's your deal!?!?
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Happy Tax Day Everyone!!

2009-04-15T12:20:00.000-07:00

You think the JBs can deduct their Falcon as a business expense? Prolly.

Weird Easter Comic

2009-04-13T14:00:00.000-07:00

I lack the words...

2009-04-11T14:25:00.001-07:00

I never cease to be astounded by the shear wealth (definitely not the right word in this case) of imagery and information available on the internet. Don't ask me how I found this gem just be happy that I'm sharing it with you. A special thanks goes out to Jordan boy95. Simply horrifying.

Jonas Brothers getting their Twat on!

2009-04-10T08:53:00.000-07:00

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FIIIINNNNAAAAAAAAAALLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! It's official, the Bros. are Twittering (one fan site notes, "Best. Passover. Ever!")! Apparently, these heart throbs already have over 15,000 Twitter followers... make that 15,001!! So get over to http://twitter.com/Jonasbrothers and hop on their Tweet!

*those guys are so wacky!

BIG NEWS: Mac is buying stuff!

2009-04-09T13:56:00.000-07:00

So get this: Macintosh is buying up 100 million orders of 8 individual 1 Gb NAND flash chips. It's got the nimrod community all in a tissy trying figure out why so many and why such low capacity chips. It couldn't possibly be for iPhones which use a single large capacity chip nor for iPods for the same reason. Speculation has it that Apple might be stockpiling these things in order to stifle competition. Though one thing is for sure: whatever Apple is doing with these chips, this guy will want one.

New JB TV series

2009-04-09T10:28:00.001-07:00

Unless you've been living under a rock or some other cliché hiding spot you know that the bros. are staring in a new TV series on the Disney Channel. The show is about tweenaged rock stars just trying live normal lives. You can read about it HERE. My favorite part of the article is Gary Marsh's (of Disney Channel World Wide entertainment presidential fame) quote, “[that] the true test of artists is their willingness to stretch creatively — to tackle new challenges.” The new Jonas Brother's TV series is about as creative a stretch as me doing a show where I blog about the Jonas Brothers while still in my bathrobe at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. How about this for a new challenge: I go take a shower...

Super special treat Tuesday!

2009-04-07T11:25:00.000-07:00

If anyone out there doesn't understand this little thing called "life", boy have I got a treat for you. Behold as Frankie Jonas (younger brother to the acclaimed pop sensation for which this blog is named) takes us on a journey explaining just about everything worth knowing. As you may suspect the secrets of the universe take a little time to relate so grab your favorite bag of crisps and a glass of fruit juice and strap in for the duration of this revelatory ride...

THIS JUST IN: Microsoft competing with Macintosh

2009-04-06T08:19:00.000-07:00

Those guys over at AppleInsider are really upset about the new Microsoft ad campaign. So much so that they go through the latest ad (above) and stick up for Macs. Good thing these guys are around to spit truth else Apple would probably go straight out of business... Lucky for you Steve "phewff-I've-still-got-a" Job(s).

some street vendor truth

2009-04-04T16:32:00.001-07:00

The Jonas Brothers are what would happen if JFK and MLK Jr. were still alive and hung out with Barrack all the time and sang super sweet pop songs about being virgins.

Teen Vogue... More like TWEEN Vogue!

2009-04-03T16:05:00.000-07:00

Joe = Old school rocker style
Nick = Dressy 80s throw-back style
Kevin = Victorian style (he loves the ascots)

Those three continue to break the mold!!

I could not have said it better myself:

2009-04-02T19:04:00.000-07:00

I love this style. Big shout out to this guy.

JB duds just for the tweenagers!

2009-04-02T18:45:00.000-07:00

HOLY SH*T!! The Jonas brothers are designing their own line of clothing just for TWEEEEENS!?
Where the f*** have I been? I really have to keep on top of this here blogging stuff. Anyway, all you tweens out there will soon (fall-ish?) be able to head on down to Wal-Mart, Kmart, Sears and J.C. Penney and pick up some sweet JB schwagg.

Find of the day!!

2009-03-29T10:00:00.001-07:00

Check out THIS sweet plum of a website where you will find "as many Kevin Jonas facts as possible" (only 6 apparently). Also on the site, this wicked photo displaying 1/2 of the Jonas Brothers' nipples. Enjoy!

Apparently Apple is getting sued by a bunch of companies... but who really cares?

2009-03-26T06:59:00.000-07:00

Since Mac news has been particularly boring as of late, I've decided to share with you lucky folks at home a sweet little picture I found of Mixed Martial Artist Emmanuel Yarborough with Miley Cyrus. Don't they make a lovely pair:

Some of you (not many) may know Emmanuel from his UFC 3 fight with a man only a third of his size.

The Battle

2009-03-25T17:19:00.000-07:00

The new iMac Shuffle is here!!

2009-03-23T10:11:00.000-07:00

This is just about as good an idea as the original Shuffle!! Am I right?

HOT Mac rumor!!

2009-03-23T07:49:00.000-07:00

GET THIS!: Next generation iPhones are actually going to get faster!! WHAT!?
Apparently, the next-gen iPhone will have a speedier internet connection.
Oh... and it will probably have a video camera too.

Huey, Dewey and Louie

2009-03-23T07:39:00.000-07:00

I didn't make this picture, I just think it's great.
Photo courtesy of the generous folks down at the ol' Disney Corporation.

stay tuned...

2009-03-19T21:26:00.000-07:00

Also, stay tuned for some super secret Apple Rumors that will knock your friends socks clean off!

Super Special Contest UPDATE!!

2009-03-19T21:22:00.001-07:00

This is an open call for submissions from all of you busy craftspeople/Jonas Brother fanatics out there. Send me your heartfelt Jonas Brothers inspired artwork for a chance to have it posted right here. If your work is chosen, you qualify to win an 8.5/11 inch print of some of my artwork featured here on the site. GOOD LUCK!!

Jonas Brothers in Heaven

2009-03-19T21:00:00.000-07:00

I dedicate this work to my brother Dylan. It was his birthday a few minutes ago. He is 26 years old.