Tuesday, April 21, 2009

HOT NEWS: Apple Rumor blog reports Mac better than PC.


According to heavily biased dweebs on the internet, Apple may outrank PC in customer experience. The study to which they refer can be found here. Click here for something for more interesting.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Nice fanny-tickler Jo-Jo!


If looks could kill, this little copper would be off the force and we'd all be in heaven, masturbating feverishly.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

SCALDING HOT RUMOR: Is this the end for racist Joe??


THE ANSWER IS AN OVERWHELMING...prolly not...
Come on Jo Jo, we'd expect this type of behavior from Miley but not from you! What's your deal!?!?
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Happy Tax Day Everyone!!


You think the JBs can deduct their Falcon as a business expense? Prolly.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Saturday, April 11, 2009

I lack the words...


I never cease to be astounded by the shear wealth (definitely not the right word in this case) of imagery and information available on the internet. Don't ask me how I found this gem just be happy that I'm sharing it with you. A special thanks goes out to Jordan boy95. Simply horrifying.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Jonas Brothers getting their Twat on!

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FIIIINNNNAAAAAAAAAALLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! It's official, the Bros. are Twittering (one fan site notes, "Best. Passover. Ever!")! Apparently, these heart throbs already have over 15,000 Twitter followers... make that 15,001!! So get over to http://twitter.com/Jonasbrothers and hop on their Tweet!

*those guys are so wacky!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

BIG NEWS: Mac is buying stuff!


So get this: Macintosh is buying up 100 million orders of 8 individual 1 Gb NAND flash chips. It's got the nimrod community all in a tissy trying figure out why so many and why such low capacity chips. It couldn't possibly be for iPhones which use a single large capacity chip nor for iPods for the same reason. Speculation has it that Apple might be stockpiling these things in order to stifle competition. Though one thing is for sure: whatever Apple is doing with these chips, this guy will want one.

New JB TV series


Unless you've been living under a rock or some other cliché hiding spot you know that the bros. are staring in a new TV series on the Disney Channel. The show is about tweenaged rock stars just trying live normal lives. You can read about it HERE. My favorite part of the article is Gary Marsh's (of Disney Channel World Wide entertainment presidential fame) quote, “[that] the true test of artists is their willingness to stretch creatively — to tackle new challenges.” The new Jonas Brother's TV series is about as creative a stretch as me doing a show where I blog about the Jonas Brothers while still in my bathrobe at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. How about this for a new challenge: I go take a shower...

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Super special treat Tuesday!


If anyone out there doesn't understand this little thing called "life", boy have I got a treat for you. Behold as Frankie Jonas (younger brother to the acclaimed pop sensation for which this blog is named) takes us on a journey explaining just about everything worth knowing. As you may suspect the secrets of the universe take a little time to relate so grab your favorite bag of crisps and a glass of fruit juice and strap in for the duration of this revelatory ride...

Monday, April 6, 2009

THIS JUST IN: Microsoft competing with Macintosh


Those guys over at AppleInsider are really upset about the new Microsoft ad campaign. So much so that they go through the latest ad (above) and stick up for Macs. Good thing these guys are around to spit truth else Apple would probably go straight out of business... Lucky for you Steve "phewff-I've-still-got-a" Job(s).

Saturday, April 4, 2009

some street vendor truth


The Jonas Brothers are what would happen if JFK and MLK Jr. were still alive and hung out with Barrack all the time and sang super sweet pop songs about being virgins.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Teen Vogue... More like TWEEN Vogue!


Joe = Old school rocker style
Nick = Dressy 80s throw-back style
Kevin = Victorian style (he loves the ascots)

Those three continue to break the mold!!

Thursday, April 2, 2009