Friday, July 31, 2009

meat baby, more like puke baby


My bumhole neighbors downstairs are barbecuing up piles of stinky, sweaty meat. I'd usually be okay with it but the weather is a million degrees here in NYC and my only source of cooling e.g. life is a fan near the window circulating fresh outdoor air. Now the darned fan is pumping gallons of meat sweat air directly into my face. If it's not their yappy f***ing dog then it's their sweaty-a**ed meat bbq... Oh my G-d!! It's so thick, I think I'm going to choke.

*this may or may not be what Kevin and whatserfaces's first kid will look like.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Monday, May 25, 2009

Disney's "Jonas" Review

Here's a review from of the new TV series "Jonas". ps I like how the title of the show breaks the fourth wall.

The review:

better stick to my Asian drama..., 4 May 2009
Author: Jia-Di from Puerto Rico

I watch Disney Channel, just cause there's actually nothing to see in TV and i start browsing the internet for Asian drama whether its Korean,Japanese or Taiwanese. The thing is watching the JONAS, just gives me the theory that Disney channel cannot come up with something a little bit more original these days. They are trying really hard to copy one of their own hit shows but this time doing it with boys that cant even act. Im not a hater but this is a point of view of someone who is not into their hip, while your a fan you might think anything they do is great just cause they might look kinda cute. As i have said before if the Asian shows were shown all over the world on TV, Hollywood would be down the drain cause at least they do have something called original.

The JONAS show, is about 3 musician brothers who are famous and show how difficult their life is being famous. The comedy is really poor, its completely force. Nonetheless they made the show had enough of that in the Disney channel movies. Though their songs for this show are completely ehh pathetic.

I was going to give it a 1/10 but decided to give it a 3 for the effort.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Ridin' Dirty


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Abhorrent video

So apparently there have been some rumors going around that the JBs are homosexuals. I did not know about this. Oh and the above vid was graciously provided by this guy (watch the whole thing lol):

*Views and opinions expressed in the above video are solely those of YouTube user againstjonasbrothers and are not shared by the administrator of this page. I do however support the video's use of Rick Derringer's Real American.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Addicted to failure.

Last night I spent six hours here. An oldie, but a goody.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Old Man Computer Ramblings...

A new Microsoft "you find it, you keep it" ad has just come out and like clockwork, the Mac blogs are abuzz. This time the ad follows a filmmaker named Sheila who is looking for a slightly higher end laptop for "cutting video". AppleInsider seemed to imply that the young lady (Sheila) in the ad wasn't a real filmmaker because she didn't end up buying a Mac. At the end of the article, AI also suggested that Sheila was going to have a hard time finding a "viable" video editing application for a Windows platform. I infered a wink to Mac's buddled iMovie application (Let me just say that iMovie is one of the worst programs, video editing or otherwise, I have ever used). Anyhow, long story short, Sheila finds an affordable HP laptop as usual and all is well. That is until you click to the comments pages following the article which are bulging with retorts from whimpering Mac pussies; "WE should totally launch an ad campaign to get back at PCs" (like THEY haven't already), "DDR2 ram is way slower than DDR3," "I've got like four iPods, two Mac Pros and 15 Macbooks," or "I've never had sex with a woman."

Note to Apple fruitcakes (get it): drink the cool-aid already.


MB 2.16 ghz, iPod 30 Gb and a pickle up my a**

Thursday, April 30, 2009

HOT SCOOP: Jonas Brother Burger Battle

Remember a week or so back I broke the news about The Jonas Brothers being fat a**es and how they love chowing down on McDonalds etc, etc... Well I wonder who those baby boy babes are pallin' around with this week? ...That's right, you guessed it! The JBs are now bff's with that fictional burger king from the Burger King commercials. I guess it makes sense... kings are slightly less creepy than clowns...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Dumb blog post of the day.

Some stupid Apple rumor blog has posted super sexy nudie shots of the new Apple flagship store opening in Paris. I know some readers are going to have their greasy hands full with onanistic fervor over these pictures but common... Who cares? "Oooo, I can almost see the layout..." "Is that where they're going to put the checkout counters??" "I wonder where customers will have to line up for maintenance?" "Oh lord, I bet that's where they'll put the iPod display cases!!"

Monday, April 27, 2009

APPLE BABY MURDER SCANDAL (try saying that 10 times fast)

My apologies for being late on the uptake on this one but better late than never I always say...
Last Thursday, Apple issued an official statement apologizing for their approval of a questionable iPhone application called Baby Shaker. No, this isn't an application where you play as a baby who shakes a baby's rattle, rather this is a game where you murder babies by shaking them to death (I know, right?). There is (or was) a timer so you gotta shake those babies fast. Kudos to anyone who was able to get their "flash drives" on this one before it got removed from the iTunes Store.

Saturday, April 25, 2009


Rare early image of how The Jonas Brothers got their start. I think I saw/heard them perform on the subway a few years back.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

BUSTED: 2/3 of The Jonas Brothers seen in close proximity to McDonaldsey-looking food.

I wonder if eating poor-people food might have some positive correlation to the increasing American fan-base of a certain pop group. In careful analysis and comparison of the ever increasing instances of obesity in the US and the ever increasing domestic popularity of The JB's, I'm gonna go with, "yes". Now Nick, don't you go getting all fat on us.

*Artist rendition of what it would look like if Nick got super fat and started going out with Miley again.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

E. Y. In Hollywood!!

I know this is off topic from our regular subject matter but please bear with me as it relates to an earlier post. Do you remember that picture of that super fat UFC 3 fighter Emmanuel Yarborough from my March 26th post? You know the one where he's hanging out with Ms. Cyrus. WELL... Emmanual can be seen on the silver screen in Aronofsky's The Wrestler (2008). By no means his first appearance on the big screen, or the small one for that matter, Yarborough's role in The Wrestler is by far his most autobiographical. Yarborough here delivers an incisive and austere performance reminescent of that of Hitchcock in North By Northwest, Psycho, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Family Plot, Frenzy, Strangers on A Train, Topaz, Torn Curtain, Marnie, Stage Fright, The Birds, Vertigo, Lifeboat, The Wrong Man, Easy Virtue, The Man Who Knew Too Much, The Trouble With Harry, Under Capricorn, To Catch A Thief, Rope, Rear Window, The 39 Steps, The Lodger, The Paradine Case, Suspicion, Shadow of A Doubt, Blackmail, Spellbound, Dial M for Murder, Rebecca, I Confess, Notorious, Saboteur, Foreign, The Lady Vanishes, Correspondent, Young and Innocent, Murder.

Even HOTTER news!!

This blog is the second search result when "mac rumors jonas brothers" is searched on Google.
Keep up the great work readers!!

*by the time I was able to post this, we fell to third place :(