My bumhole neighbors downstairs are barbecuing up piles of stinky, sweaty meat. I'd usually be okay with it but the weather is a million degrees here in NYC and my only source of cooling e.g. life is a fan near the window circulating fresh outdoor air. Now the darned fan is pumping gallons of meat sweat air directly into my face. If it's not their yappy f***ing dog then it's their sweaty-a**ed meat bbq... Oh my G-d!! It's so thick, I think I'm going to choke.
*this may or may not be what Kevin and whatserfaces's first kid will look like.